“Why don’t you turn on any one of those channels and tell me what you see now? “Dog the Bounty Hunter”. Some kind of bullshit called “Storage Wars” (Really???) And don’t even get me started on the The Learning Channel, oops I mean TLC: The Bridezilla-Vagina Is A Clown Car-Screaming Toddler at Beauty Pageant Channel. Oh and let’s not forget all the shows about angry cake bakers and slutty tattoo artists yelling at everyone. That’s educational. If you’re interested in learning more about Hepatitis C. And cakes.”
