“This chimera of Ellie Mae Clampett and Alexis Carrington will undoubtedly get her fellow gun-toting, tongue-speaking, shotgun wedding-loving, book-burning, gay-bashing, embryo and fetus-adoring zealots to the polls, but most American women don’t agree with her that they should be forced to bear rapists’ children, that anthropogenic climate change isn’t real and that the rich need more tax breaks.”
